The chambers of xaolin are sacred. The have been used for ages by the chinese for traning their warriors. The chambers, a not-so-well-guarded secret, train the mortals all the qualities necessary to be a warrior including physical, mental and emotional training.
There are originally 32 chambers of xaolin. To stop you from wondering where i am heading with this post, i'll spill it out. Today i found the 33rd chamber.
Quietly nestled on the eight floor of our college, it poses itself as an internet room for the moronic mortals. When an ordinary man tries to connect on the internet, the warrior learns a new quality. That of mind numbing PATIENCE!!!
It takes 12 freakin minutes to open a site like blogger. And while you wait it doesn't even play a HOLD ringtone. *grrr*
The 33rd chamber of xaolin is soon to be detroyed by an impatient warrior, lets call him Me-gonna-break-lab. (After thorough research, i found such a name actually exists :P)...
So use the 33rd chamber while you still can :D
May the spirit of xaolin be with you
P.S. If you are wondering why I'm complaining about the same lab from which I'm posting...i love the rush of being a hypocrite :P
As usual, this is funny! :) :)
ReplyDeleteAnd also, wasn't college education about overall development? I'm glad ur college is living up to it and instilling the most important quality! :D :D
nice!
ReplyDeleteAnd yet you post.. you are either very bored or very desperate :P
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