My cold shower

I was just in the shower today and i realized something. After the regular double application of shampoo i noticed something. Something so horrific just the revival of it sends jitters down me. Looking at the floor, eyes widened, "Im Going Bald!!!".
With more than a few strands of hair being washed away by water with carelessness i realized the gravity of the situation...

What subsequently followed were what you can say 'The five stages of grief'.
Anger: "Oh Shit!"
Denial: "I just had a haircut the day before. The cut hair is just resurfacing."
Bargaining: "Maybe if i pray to the egyptian deity of testosterone my hair might grow back."
Depression: "Which chick with a perfect head of hair going to go out with a bald guy!", but then again i heard that Ghandiji, with all due respect, was a babe magnet.
and finally
Acceptance: "Oh Shit!"

"Perseverance and some hair care will re fertilize your partly barren head" said my Jedi master. So off i go to buy some VERY expensive hair care products and maybe some hair moose (for extra sensitive hair).

Damn my genes!