Mock Interviews

We have this compulsory subject called PCT (presentation and communication techniques) in our third semester in which we have mock interviews for term work. My mock interviews happened a few days back but relating it to kamya revived the mockery that it actually was.
The interview is divided into two parts, being the interviewer and the interviewee. This week i was the former. I remember some of the questions i asked to my petrified classmate and the hilarious replies that i got.

Me: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Her: Most probably doing research.
M: So you are using this job only as a platform for a better resume.
H: Yes. :P
(Thank god it wasn't an actual interview)

M: Why have you chosen our company for this job?
H: It was the only one with a job advertisement in the paper
(At this point i just lost hope)

M: So this is your last option?
H: Actually, i'm still undecided whether i want a job or i want to do research. It all depends on my M.S. Application
(She is so screwed!!)

M: Ok. Moving on... The post you have applied for, it requires some physical strength. Do you think that this will be an obstacle?
H: I think you should hire SOME subordinates to do the physical labour.
(This one was just too good)

Another interview which was just the icing on the cake
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Interviewee: Sir, In your chair
:S

After this i really badly want to see their actual interviews. Thats just going to be gravy :P.
Till then, i hope more and more of these interviews keep happening just for some sadistic pleasure.

P.S. My interview is next week. Let's see how badly I get screwed up. :|